Arsenic and Old Lace by Joseph Kesselring

Arsenic and Old Lace

Dark Comedy Meets Cozy Murder—Perfectly Paced

Narrated byJoseph Kent
Length2h44m
Release dateFebruary 24, 2021
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.0 (21 ratings)

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AuthorJoseph Kesselring
NarratorJoseph Kent
Runtime2h44m
PublishedFebruary 24, 2021
Rating★★★★ 4.0 / 5 (21 ratings)
CategoriesLiterature & Fiction, Ancient, Classical & Medieval Literature, Drama, World Literature, United States
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Arsenic and Old Lace* isn’t just a play—it’s a masterclass in how to make murder feel like a tea party gone delightfully wrong. Joseph Kesselring’s script crackles with the kind of wit that only gets sharper with age, blending macabre humor with the absurdity of two sweet aunts who see poisoning lonely old men as an act of charity. The audiobook adaptation, clocking in at a tight 2h44m, distills the play’s theatrical energy without losing its bite, making it ideal for listeners who want a full story in a single sitting.

Joseph Kent’s narration is the secret weapon here. He doesn’t just read the lines; he *performs* them, slipping between the aunts’ saccharine innocence, Mortimer’s escalating panic, and Jonathan’s unhinged menace with the precision of a stage veteran. The production leans into the play’s origins—expect vivid character voices, not flat prose—giving it the feel of a live radio drama. What sets this apart from other classic adaptations is its refusal to soften the edges: the humor is dark, the pacing brisk, and the absurdity so committed it borders on genius.

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I’ll admit, I approached *Arsenic and Old Lace* expecting something quaint—a dusty old play trotted out for nostalgia’s sake. Instead, I got a audiobook that had me laughing out loud in public, then glancing around to see if anyone heard me. Kent’s narration is the star: his Mortimer is a perfectly frazzled everyman, and his aunts Abby and Martha sound like the kind of doting relatives you’d *want* to invite over, if not for the whole ‘burying bodies in the cellar’ thing. The real surprise? How well the play’s structure translates to audio. Without visuals, the physical comedy (like Teddy’s charge up the stairs) could fall flat, but Kent’s timing and sound design—subtle creaks, distant thuds—keep it alive. That said, this isn’t a flawless production. The pacing in Act 2 drags slightly during the brothers’ confrontation; what reads as tense on stage feels a beat too long in audio. And while Kent’s Jonathan is deliciously unhinged, his Boris Karloff impression (a nod to the original staging) occasionally veers into caricature. Still, these are minor gripes. The real triumph is how the audiobook preserves the play’s tone—a mix of screwball energy and pitch-black humor that feels shockingly modern. If you love your comedy with a side of arsenic (metaphorically speaking), this is a must-listen. Just maybe don’t play it during dinner.

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