Cheap Heat by Lily Mayne

Cheap Heat

Ghouls, Glare-Downs, and Slow-Burn Tech Brooding

Written byLily Mayne
Length14h24m
Release dateMarch 11, 2025
LanguageEnglish
★★★★☆ 4.8 (1,851 ratings)

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Quick Facts

AuthorLily Mayne
NarratorMichael Ferraiuolo, Liam DiCosimo
Runtime14h24m
PublishedMarch 11, 2025
Rating★★★★☆ 4.8 / 5 (1,851 ratings)
CategoriesLGBTQ+, Romance, Paranormal, Romantic Comedy, Sports
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Cheap Heat* isn’t just another paranormal romance—it’s a masterclass in turning workplace tension into something deliciously supernatural. Lily Mayne drops us into a world where the IT guy isn’t just a grumpy genius but a *literal* ghoul with a chip on his shoulder the size of a server rack. The premise—human barista meets undead tech bro in a divey gym-turned-office—should feel absurd, but Mayne’s razor-sharp dialogue and knack for slow-burn antagonism make it crackle with authenticity. This isn’t insta-lust; it’s a war of attrition fought with side-eye, passive-aggressive Slack messages, and the kind of sexual tension that could power a data center.

The dual narration by Michael Ferraiuolo and Liam DiCosimo is a standout, with Ferraiuolo’s gravelly, exasperated delivery for the ghoul clashing perfectly against DiCosimo’s brighter, needling tone for the human MC. The audiobook leans hard into the contrast, making even mundane scenes (like debugging a printer possessed by poltergeists) feel charged. What sets this apart from the pack? The paranormal elements aren’t just window dressing—they’re woven into the power dynamics, the workplace satire, and even the *way* these two argue. If you’ve ever wanted a romance where “fixing the Wi-Fi” is foreplay and “undead” is just another HR diversity checkbox, this is your audiobook.

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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

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I’ll admit, I side-eyed the premise at first—ghouls in a gym-slash-startup? But *Cheap Heat* won me over in under an hour, thanks to Mayne’s ability to balance snark with genuine emotional stakes. The audiobook’s real strength is its narration: Ferraiuolo’s performance as the ghoul, Elias, is a revelation. He doesn’t just *sound* surly; he sounds *tired* of humanity’s bullshit, which makes his rare moments of vulnerability land like gut punches. DiCosimo’s Leo, meanwhile, is all chaotic energy, the kind of guy who’d poke a bear just to see what happens. Their chemistry is electric, especially in the early chapters where their bickering feels like a contact sport. That said, the pacing stumbles slightly in the middle. The workplace subplot—while hilarious (a sentient treadmill? *Yes.*)—sometimes overshadows the romance, and a few of the side characters blur together. But the production itself is flawless: the audio levels are crisp, the emotional beats are well-timed, and the rare paranormal sound effects (a ghostly whisper here, a distant howl there) are used sparingly enough to avoid gimmickry. My only real critique? I wanted *more* of the ghoul lore. Mayne teases a richer supernatural world, but the focus stays tightly on the central duo—which, honestly, is fine when they’re this compelling. If you love enemies-to-lovers with bite (sometimes literal), this is a must-listen. Just maybe don’t start it at work unless you want to laugh-snort during a meeting.

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