Cursed for Keeps by E.J. Kitchens

Cursed for Keeps

Curses, Charisma, and a Duke Who Won’t Quit

Written byE.J. Kitchens
Narrated byTrista Shaye
Length7h17m
Release dateJuly 2, 2021
LanguageEnglish
★★★★☆ 4.9 (4 ratings)

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Quick Facts

AuthorE.J. Kitchens
NarratorTrista Shaye
Runtime7h17m
PublishedJuly 2, 2021
Rating★★★★☆ 4.9 / 5 (4 ratings)
CategoriesRomance, Fantasy, Royalty
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

E.J. Kitchens flips the fairy-tale script in *Cursed for Keeps*, a fantasy romance where the hero isn’t just *afflicted*—he’s *collecting* curses like they’re badges of honor. Robert, Duke of Pondleigh, is a refreshing protagonist: a man so stubbornly pragmatic about his supernatural misfortunes that you’ll wonder if the real magic is his ability to shrug off doom. The story thrums with dry wit and a slow-burn romance that simmers beneath layers of political intrigue and literal hexes. This isn’t a tale of damsels or brooding antiheroes; it’s about a man who’d rather outsmart a curse than whine about it, and the sharp-witted woman who refuses to let him do it alone.

Trista Shaye’s narration is the audiobook’s secret weapon—her delivery balances Robert’s world-weary sarcasm with a warmth that keeps the humor from tipping into cynicism. She nails the rhythm of Kitchens’ dialogue, making even the most absurd curses (and there are *dozens*) feel like natural extensions of the characters’ personalities. The production is crisp, with no distracting pauses or overdone accents, letting the story’s charm shine. If you’re tired of fantasy romances that take themselves too seriously, this is the audiobook equivalent of a perfectly timed eye-roll: clever, self-aware, and impossible to resist.

Tags: witty fantasy romancecursed duke trope (but make it funny)slow-burn royal intriguefemale narrator with comedic timingfantasy romance for sarcasm loverslighthearted dark fantasy

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  • Highly rated at 4.9 stars by 4 listeners.
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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

AudioBook Atlas

I’ll admit, I side-eyed the premise at first—*another* cursed duke? But *Cursed for Keeps* won me over in the first chapter with Robert’s sheer, stubborn *competence*. This isn’t a man who moans about his fate; he’s the guy who’d research curse-loopholes while bleeding from a hex-induced paper cut. E.J. Kitchens writes banter like a fencing match, and Trista Shaye’s narration makes every parry land. Her Robert is a masterclass in deadpan delivery, but she really soars with the female lead, whose exasperation with his antics feels *earned*. The chemistry between them crackles, though I’ll dock half a point for a mid-book lull where the political subplot threatens to smother the romance. The real standout? The *curses themselves*. Kitchens treats them like a darkly comedic inventory—one turns Robert’s hair into snakes (he shaves it off), another makes him compulsively honest (hilarious in a duke). Shaye’s timing here is *flawless*; she sells the absurdity without undermining the stakes. My only gripe is the pacing in the final act, which rushes a few emotional beats after such a deliberate build. Still, the epilogue is worth the price of admission alone. If you love romance with bite, fantasy that doesn’t drown in lore, and narrators who *get* the joke, this is your next listen. Just don’t blame me if you start side-eyeing every suspicious-looking trinket in your house afterward.

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