De Taylors by Jen Calonita

De Taylors

Middle school survival with heart and humor

Written byJen Calonita
Narrated byLotte Horlings
Length4h35m
Release dateNovember 7, 2025
LanguageDutch
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AuthorJen Calonita
NarratorLotte Horlings
Runtime4h35m
PublishedNovember 7, 2025
RatingNot yet rated
CategoriesChildren's Audiobooks, Growing Up & Facts of Life, Social & Life Skills, Literature & Fiction, Music & Performing Arts, Music
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*De Taylors* isn’t just another middle-grade school story—it’s a sharp, relatable dive into the chaos of wanting to disappear while secretly craving connection. Jen Calonita nails the awkward tension of early adolescence, where every hallway feels like a minefield and every glance could be judgment. The Dutch setting (with its direct, no-nonsense social dynamics) adds a fresh layer, making Taylor’s struggles feel both universal and culturally specific. This isn’t a book about overcoming bullies with a grand speech; it’s about the quiet, messy work of figuring out who you are when the world feels louder than you.

Lotte Horlings’ narration is the standout here—her delivery swings effortlessly between Taylor’s internal panic and the dry wit of her family, making even mundane moments (like a disastrous school presentation) crackle with energy. The audiobook’s pacing is tight, clocking in under five hours, which suits its punchy, vignette-style storytelling. What sets this apart is its refusal to sugarcoat: friendships fray, embarrassment lingers, and not every problem gets a neat resolution. For listeners who’ve ever felt *too much* in a room full of people, this one stings in the best way.

Tags: middle school realism with humorDutch coming-of-age audiobookanxiety representation for kidsfast-paced family dynamicswitty narration under 5 hourssocial awkwardness survival guide

About the Narration

Narrated by Lotte Horlings, this 4h35m audiobook offers an engaging listening experience. The narration brings Jen Calonita's writing to life, making it a compelling choice for audiobook listeners.

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Editor's Review

AudioBook Atlas Editorial Team

I’ll admit: I rolled my eyes at first when Taylor’s anxiety about starting middle school veered into full-on catastrophe mode. *Another* book about a kid terrified of lockers and lunchrooms? But *De Taylors* won me over by leaning into the absurdity of those fears—like when Taylor’s brain short-circuits mid-conversation, and Horlings’ narration perfectly captures that spiral of *‘Why did I say that? Now they’ll think I’m weird. I AM weird.’* The Dutch setting isn’t just window dressing; it shapes the humor (Taylor’s dad’s blunt advice is *chef’s kiss*) and the social stakes (the hierarchy of bike racks as a status symbol? Genius). That said, the story occasionally stumbles into predictability—Taylor’s ‘invisibility’ arc follows a familiar beats, and a subplot about a school project drags slightly in the audiobook’s second act. But Horlings’ performance saves even the weaker moments, especially her voicing of Taylor’s little sister, whose deadpan one-liners steal every scene she’s in. The production is clean, though I wished for more dynamic audio cues (like ambient school noise) to heighten the immersion. Still, by the end, I was won over by the book’s honesty: not every friendship survives middle school, not every embarrassment fades quickly, and sometimes, the bravery isn’t in changing who you are—it’s in letting people see you anyway. For listeners who love *Rainbow Rowell’s* wit or *Lisa Graff’s* emotional precision, this is a worthy addition to the ‘growing up is weird’ canon.

This review was produced with the assistance of AI and reviewed by our editorial team for accuracy and quality.

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