Definitely NOT a Thing

About This Audiobook

Christina C. Jones delivers a sharp, snappy romance that wastes no time getting under your skin—literally. Amelia is drowning in personal and professional chaos when life decides to drop Calvin next door: a self-proclaimed genius with a smirk, a six-pack that isn’t even his best feature, and a knack for showing up uninvited. What should feel like a nightmare is undeniably magnetic, thanks to Jones’ razor-witted dialogue and a plot that swerves from laugh-out-loud to swoon-inducing in a heartbeat. This isn’t your typical meet-cute—it’s a meet-worst, where every sarcastic volley feels earned and every brush of his hand lingers like a dare. If you crave romances that thrive on friction and flirtation in equal measure, this one’s your kind of chaos.

The dual narration by Wesleigh Siobhan and Sharif Stephens elevates the experience from great to *can’t-pause*. Siobhan is all sass and stamina as Amelia, her voice dripping with exhaustion and exasperation one minute, crackling with chemistry the next. Stephens, meanwhile, nails Calvin’s smug arrogance with a velvety rasp that somehow makes his insufferable charm even more intoxicating. Their chemistry isn’t just audible—it’s electric, with pauses and inflections that sell even the cheesiest lines. The pacing is tight, the banter relentless, and the production crisp enough to make you feel every eye roll—and every stolen glance.