Drama Cruise by Joe Cosentino

Drama Cruise

Murder, drag, and Alaskan chaos unfold

Written byJoe Cosentino
Narrated byBrad Enright
Length5h57m
Release dateAugust 10, 2017
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.0 (32 ratings)

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Quick Facts

AuthorJoe Cosentino
NarratorBrad Enright
Runtime5h57m
PublishedAugust 10, 2017
Rating★★★★ 4.0 / 5 (32 ratings)
CategoriesLGBTQ+, Literature & Fiction, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Suspense
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

When theater professors Nicky Abbondanza and Noah Oliver board an Alaskan cruise, their vacation takes a deadly turn. This isn't just any getaway—it's a high-stakes mystery where every passenger has secrets, and the ship’s glamorous facade hides sinister undercurrents. Cosentino delivers a sharp, campy satire of cruise culture, blending LGBTQ+ humor with genuine suspense. The setting is a character itself: icy fjords, clashing personalities, and a killer lurking beneath the deck parties. If you love your mysteries with a side of glitter and a dash of danger, this is your next listen.

The audiobook’s strength lies in Brad Enright’s narration, which balances snarky wit with genuine tension. His performance elevates the campy dialogue and makes Nicky’s over-the-top antics feel both hilarious and endearing. The pacing keeps you hooked, with twists that land hard and red herrings that feel organic—not forced. Cosentino’s writing is clever, but it’s Enright’s delivery that turns this from a solid mystery into a must-listen for fans of queer storytelling with bite.

Tags: LGBTQ+ mystery audiobookcampy murder mysterygay thriller with humorAlaska cruise crime fictionqueer cozy mystery narrator

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I went into *Drama Cruise* expecting a lighthearted romp, but Cosentino and Enright delivered so much more. Brad Enright’s narration is the standout here—his timing with the humor is impeccable, and he makes Nicky’s flamboyant personality feel authentic without veering into parody. The Alaskan cruise setting is vividly rendered, and the mystery unfolds with enough twists to keep me guessing, though I did find the body count a little too tidy by the end. That said, the blend of drag culture, academic snobbery, and murder is a fresh take, and the humor never feels out of place with the stakes. My only quibble? The supporting cast occasionally blurs together, especially when multiple characters have similar voices. That’s a minor flaw in an otherwise snappy performance. If you’re a fan of LGBTQ+ mysteries with a theatrical flair—think *Queer Eye* meets *Agatha Christie*—this audiobook is a delight. Enright’s energy sells the ride, and Cosentino’s plot keeps you invested. Just don’t expect a quiet cruise; the drama here is *loud* and fabulous.

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