A Final Girl's Guide to the Horrors of Dating

Survive Modern Love's Monsters with Rory Uphold

Written byRory Uphold

Narrated byRory Uphold

Length8h30m

Release dateFebruary 9, 2026

GenreRelationships, Parenting & Personal Development, Personal Development, Personal Success

LanguageEnglish

★★★★★ 5.0 (3 ratings)

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Author	Rory Uphold
Narrator	Rory Uphold
Runtime	8h30m
Published	February 9, 2026
Rating	★★★★★ 5.0 / 5 (3 ratings)
Categories	Relationships, Parenting & Personal Development, Personal Development, Personal Success, Relationships, Love, Dating & Attraction, Comedy & Humor
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

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About This Audiobook

Dive into the twisted world of dating in this witty, relatable audiobook that equips you to navigate its treacherous terrain. Rory Uphold’s narration is both humorous and heartfelt, making each episode feel like a conversation rather than a lecture. This isn’t just about surviving; it's about reclaiming your agency and turning the tables on those who would try to hold you back.

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Editor's Review ★★★★★

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Rory Uphold narrates his own story with an energy that’s both endearing and enlightening. His delivery is so sharp and engaging, it almost makes the more serious moments feel like a roller coaster ride rather than a heavy lecture. The book itself dives into the dark underbelly of modern dating—emotional manipulators, toxic behavior, and the relentless pressure to be perfect. Each chapter feels carefully crafted, with specific advice on how to spot these ‘monsters’ and outmaneuver them. Despite its grim subject matter, Uphold’s tone remains optimistic and empowering, turning what could have been a depressing listen into a surprisingly uplifting journey.

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