Father Christmas's Fake Beard

Terry Pratchett’s Witty Christmas Short Story

Written byTerry Pratchett

Narrated byJulian Rhind-Tutt

Length1h33m

Release dateOctober 5, 2017

GenreChildren's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction, Anthologies & Short Stories

Languageenglish

★★★★★ 5.0 (49 ratings)

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Author	Terry Pratchett
Narrator	Julian Rhind-Tutt
Runtime	1h33m
Published	October 5, 2017
Rating	★★★★★ 5.0 / 5 (49 ratings)
Categories	Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction, Anthologies & Short Stories, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy & Magic, Action & Adventure
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

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About This Audiobook

Father Christmas's Fake Beard is a charming, witty short story from the inimitable Terry Pratchett, delivered with perfect comic timing by Julian Rhind-Tutt. This festive tale challenges traditional holiday norms, offering a fresh and humorous perspective on the season. Perfect for families looking to infuse their holiday traditions with a bit of mischief.

Tags: children's audiobookholiday humorTerry Pratchettshort storyChristmas

Why Listen to Father Christmas's Fake Beard?

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Bestseller-quality story from Terry Pratchett, rated 5.0 stars by 49 listeners.
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Editor's Review ★★★★★

AudioBook Atlas

Julian Rhind-Tutt’s narration is a highlight, his crisp and energetic delivery bringing Pratchett's zany humor to life. The story itself is a delightful departure from the usual Christmas fare, introducing a mischievous Father Christmas who turns the holiday upside down with his explosive mince pie and unexpected twists. While some might find the pacing slightly uneven, it’s this unpredictability that makes the narrative so engaging. A must-listen for anyone who loves Pratchett's unique brand of whimsy and subversion.

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