How to Be an Ex-Footballer

Peter Crouch’s Raw & Relatable Footballing Odyssey

Written byPeter Crouch

Narrated bySimon Darwen, Peter Crouch

Length7h54m

Release dateOctober 27, 2022

GenreBiographies & Memoirs, Entertainment & Celebrities, Sports

Languageenglish

★★★★☆ 4.8 (143 ratings)

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Quick Facts

Author	Peter Crouch
Narrator	Simon Darwen, Peter Crouch
Runtime	7h54m
Published	October 27, 2022
Rating	★★★★☆ 4.8 / 5 (143 ratings)
Categories	Biographies & Memoirs, Entertainment & Celebrities, Sports, Sports & Outdoors, Football, Soccer
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

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About This Audiobook

How to Be an Ex-Footballer is a candid, no-holds-barred journey through the highs and lows of Peter Crouch's illustrious career. With Simon Darwen bringing authenticity to his own narration, this audiobook offers listeners an intimate glimpse into a life lived in the spotlight and beyond. Through personal anecdotes, humorous reflections, and poignant observations, Crouch delves deep into the pressures and privileges of being a professional footballer. His unique perspective as both player and coach ensures that this memoir is far more than just a sports story—it's a compelling exploration of human resilience and growth.

Tags: football memoirpersonal developmentcelebrity autobiographyhumorous reflectioninspirational

Why Listen to How to Be an Ex-Footballer?

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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

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Simon Darwen’s narration is nothing short of stellar, perfectly mirroring Crouch’s warm and down-to-earth personality. The audiobook’s pacing is spot-on, balancing humorous anecdotes with insightful personal reflections without feeling overly rushed or drawn out. One standout moment is when Crouch candidly discusses the challenges of transitioning from player to coach—a narrative arc that adds depth and complexity to his story. However, some listeners might find the occasional tangents a bit distracting; for instance, the extended discussion on football strategy could feel slightly off-topic at times. Nonetheless, this audiobook remains a must-listen for anyone interested in sports or personal growth journeys.

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