I'd Rather Glue Me Nut Sack to a Bullet Train
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Quick Facts
| Author | Hettie Ashwin |
| Narrator | Walter Williams |
| Runtime | 6h52m |
| Published | October 30, 2025 |
| Rating | 4.5 / 5 (75 ratings) |
| Categories | Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction, Dark Humor |
| Format | Audiobook (Digital) |
| Platform | Audible |
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When Hakim, an Iranian lands in Straya, he hitches a ride with Bluey and they set out on a trip to the big smoke. It's a steep learning curve.
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