If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? by Marcy Roznick

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

Written byMarcy Roznick
Length0h02m
Release dateOctober 25, 2011
LanguageEnglish
★★★★★ 3.3 (91 ratings)

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AuthorMarcy Roznick
NarratorBobcat Goldthwait
Runtime0h02m
PublishedOctober 25, 2011
Rating★★★★★ 3.3 / 5 (91 ratings)
CategoriesComedy & Humor
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when...

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