InvestiGators: Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S.

Humor Meets Adventure in Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S.

Written byJohn Patrick Green

Narrated byChristopher Hastings, Max Meyers, Torian Brackett, Aaron Yamawaki, Helen Laser, Lipica Shah

Length2h24m

Release dateMarch 19, 2026

GenreChildren's Audiobooks, Animals & Nature, Animals

Languageenglish

★★★★★ 5.0 (39 ratings)

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Author	John Patrick Green
Narrator	Christopher Hastings, Max Meyers, Torian Brackett, Aaron Yamawaki, Helen Laser, Lipica Shah
Runtime	2h24m
Published	March 19, 2026
Rating	★★★★★ 5.0 / 5 (39 ratings)
Categories	Children's Audiobooks, Animals & Nature, Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Literature & Fiction, Animal Fiction, Humorous Fiction, Mystery & Suspense, Mysteries
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

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About This Audiobook

Dive into a zany world of crime-fighting alligators with "Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S.", where Mango and Brash embark on another hilarious adventure. John Patrick Green’s sharp wit and imaginative storytelling bring these reptilian heroes to life, blending slapstick humor with clever jokes that will have listeners chuckling from start to finish. The dynamic narration team, including Christopher Hastings and Max Meyers, brings the action-packed scenes to vivid life, making this audiobook a must-listen for fans of both animal tales and fast-paced comedy.

Tags: Children’s AudiobooksHumorCrime-Fighting AdventuresImaginative StorytellingAnimal Narratives

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Expert narration by Christopher Hastings, Max Meyers, Torian Brackett, Aaron Yamawaki, Helen Laser, Lipica Shah brings every character and scene to life across 2h24m of immersive audio.
Bestseller-quality story from John Patrick Green, rated 5.0 stars by 39 listeners.
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Editor's Review ★★★★★

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If you're looking for an audiobook that combines uproarious laughs with nail-biting suspense, then Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. is your perfect listen. The narration by Christopher Hastings and Max Meyers is top-notch; their energetic performances perfectly capture the chaos and humor of this story. However, one minor critique is that some jokes may rely too heavily on visual imagery that isn’t fully conveyed through audio, leaving listeners to use their imagination. Despite this, the pacing remains brisk, ensuring that there's no dull moment in this delightful adventure. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good mix of slapstick humor and clever dialogue.

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InvestiGators: Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. by John Patrick Green is an immersive listening experience. Performed by Christopher Hastings, Max Meyers, Torian Brackett, Aaron Yamawaki, Helen Laser, Lipica Shah with a runtime of 2h24m, you can start with a free trial that you can cancel at any time. The audiobook remains yours forever, even if you end the trial.