Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Humor for Kids

Written byDebbie Dadey

Narrated byKhristine Hvam

Length0h45m

Release dateMarch 8, 2022

GenreChildren's Audiobooks, Holidays & Celebrations, Christmas

Languageenglish

★★★★☆ 4.4 (118 ratings)

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Quick Facts

Author	Debbie Dadey
Narrator	Khristine Hvam
Runtime	0h45m
Published	March 8, 2022
Rating	★★★★☆ 4.4 / 5 (118 ratings)
Categories	Children's Audiobooks, Holidays & Celebrations, Christmas, Literature & Fiction, Chapter Books & Readers, Chapter Books, Fiction, Humorous Fiction
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

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About This Audiobook

‘Santa Claus Doesn’t Mop Floors’ is a hilariously fresh take on holiday storytelling that’s perfect for little ears. Narrated by the charming Khristine Hvam, this quick and catchy audiobook turns traditional Christmas tropes upside down with its witty dialogue and unexpected twists. The story unfolds in Bailey City, where a new custodian with an extraordinary backstory arrives just as the school needs help getting ready for the holiday season. What follows is a series of comedic encounters that redefine what it means to be a ‘Santa Claus,’ making this audiobook not only entertaining but also a delightful conversation starter.

Tags: Children's AudiobooksHoliday HumorChristmas StoriesComedic NarrationFamily Entertainment

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Expert narration by Khristine Hvam brings every character and scene to life across 0h45m of immersive audio.
Bestseller-quality story from Debbie Dadey, rated 4.4 stars by 118 listeners.
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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

AudioBook Atlas

Khristine Hvam’s performance brings the quirky characters and unexpected humor to life with ease, ensuring that every laugh-out-loud moment feels genuine. The story is briskly paced, fitting seamlessly into its brief runtime while still packing enough punch to leave listeners wanting more. Specific critiques include a few abrupt transitions between scenes, which might distract younger listeners but are ultimately outweighed by the overall enjoyment of the humor and character development. ‘Santa Claus Doesn’t Mop Floors’ is a must-listen for families celebrating Christmas, offering a unique blend of laughs and heart that will have you rethinking holiday traditions in the most entertaining way possible.

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