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Quick Facts
| Author | Jon Paul Jones |
| Narrator | Virtual Voice |
| Runtime | 4h42m |
| Published | August 18, 2025 |
| Rating | 4.5 / 5 (139 ratings) |
| Categories | Romance, Romantic Suspense, Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction, Dark Humor |
| Format | Audiobook (Digital) |
| Platform | Audible |
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Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down ...
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- Expert narration by Virtual Voice brings every character and scene to life across 4h42m of immersive audio.
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