The Humanitarians by A.A. Jordan

The Humanitarians

Save Earth with Spicy Mexican Wit

Written byA.A. Jordan
Narrated byJohn Moody
Length3h20m
Release dateNovember 24, 2025
GenreScience Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, First Contact
Languageenglish
★★★★★ 5.0 (34 ratings)
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AuthorA.A. Jordan
NarratorJohn Moody
Runtime3h20m
PublishedNovember 24, 2025
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 / 5 (34 ratings)
CategoriesScience Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, First Contact, Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction, Dark Humor
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

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About This Audiobook

In ‘The Humanitarians’ by A.A. Jordan, narration by John Moody brings a wild, irreverent twist to first contact science fiction. As a daring and comedic tale, it balances suspenseful moments with humorous dialogue that will have you laughing one moment and on the edge of your seat the next. The story’s unique premise—aliens serving up a global BBQ—adds a satirical bite to an age-old alien invasion narrative, making for a fresh and engaging listen.

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  • Expert narration by John Moody brings every character and scene to life across 3h20m of immersive audio.
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Editor's Review ★★★★★

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John Moody’s narration is a standout in ‘The Humanitarians.’ His voice work gives each character depth, especially the charismatic illegal immigrant protagonist who finds himself at the center of this cosmic conflict. The pacing keeps you hooked, seamlessly transitioning from tense action sequences to hilarious stand-up routines. A notable critique: some jokes feel forced amidst the more serious plot points, but overall, the book’s humor and adventurous spirit make for a compelling audiobook experience. The bonus recipes are a delightful surprise, adding an extra layer of enjoyment.

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