There Are No Giant Crabs in This Novel
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Quick Facts
| Author | Jason Pargin |
| Narrator | Ari Fliakos |
| Runtime | 12h21m |
| Published | November 3, 2026 |
| Rating | 4.5 / 5 (4 ratings) |
| Categories | Literature & Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Thriller & Suspense, Comedy & Humor |
| Format | Audiobook (Digital) |
| Platform | Audible |
About This Audiobook
New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin's nightmarishly hilarious John Dies at the End series is back to entertain all who dare enter. A massive, sticky pile of severed human limbs suddenly appears in the parking lot of a vacant department store in a desolate small town. A set of...
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