Just Stab Me Now

Name: Just Stab Me Now
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (9091 reviews)
Author: Jill Bearup

Fantasy Romance with a Side of Laughs

Written byJill Bearup

Narrated byJill Bearup

Length8h11m

Release dateJune 30, 2025

GenreRomance, Fantasy, Romantic Comedy

LanguageEnglish

★★★★☆ 4.9 (9,091 ratings)

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Author	Jill Bearup
Narrator	Jill Bearup
Runtime	8h11m
Published	June 30, 2025
Rating	★★★★☆ 4.9 / 5 (9,091 ratings)
Categories	Romance, Fantasy, Romantic Comedy, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Humorous
Format	Audiobook (Digital)
Platform	Audible

About This Audiobook

Just Stab Me Now is a delightful rom-com that blends fantasy and romance with a dash of absurdity. Author Jill Bearup serves up a unique premise: a struggling romance novelist hires an escort to inspire her next book, only to have the escort's deranged author ex-boyfriend insert himself into the story. Bearup's narration is engaging and lively, perfectly capturing the humor and heart of her own work. This audiobook is a distinctive treat for listeners seeking a fun, fresh take on fantasy romance.

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Expert narration by Jill Bearup brings every character and scene to life across 8h11m of immersive audio.
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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

AudioBook Atlas

I thoroughly enjoyed Just Stab Me Now. Jill Bearup's narration is a standout feature, her voice perfectly suited to the story's comedic and romantic beats. The plot is unpredictable and hilarious, with a unique blend of fantasy and reality that kept me guessing. The pacing is spot-on, balancing witty banter and steamy romance with just the right amount of action. My only critique is that some of the secondary characters could have been more fully developed, but overall, this is a fantastic listen. The production is clean and polished, with no distractions from the story. If you're in the mood for a romance that's equal parts funny and swoon-worthy, give this one a listen.

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