Mourner for Hire
Fake tears, real chemistry, and a grief-adjacent glow-up
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Quick Facts
| Author | Caitlin Moss |
| Narrator | Andi Eloise, Zachary Webber |
| Runtime | 10h24m |
| Published | November 24, 2025 |
| Rating | 4.7 / 5 (4 ratings) |
| Categories | Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy |
| Format | Audiobook (Digital) |
| Platform | Audible |
About This Audiobook
*Mourner for Hire* isn’t just another rom-com—it’s a razor-sharp, emotionally devious delight that weaponizes funeral small talk into foreplay. Vada Daughtry, our morally flexible heroine, turns professional grieving into performance art, lying through her teeth at open-casket services while her own trauma festers like a bad casserole in the church basement. The premise is absurd, but Moss writes it with such biting wit and unexpected tenderness that you’ll forget you’re laughing at death—until you’re suddenly gut-punched by a moment of raw, unvarnished honesty.
The dual narration by Andi Eloise and Zachary Webber is a masterclass in tonal whiplash: Eloise delivers Vada’s sarcasm with the dry precision of a scalpel, while Webber’s deep, rumbling voice turns the love interest (a *funeral director*, because of course) into a walking ASMR trigger. The audiobook’s production leans into the contrast—whispered eulogies cut against snappy banter, silence used as a weapon. It’s the kind of listen that’ll make you snort-laugh on the subway, then stare blankly out the window when the story ambushes you with sincerity. Perfect for fans of morally gray heroines, enemies-to-lovers with a body count (metaphorical, mostly), and romance that dares to get its manicure dirty.
Why Listen to Mourner for Hire?
- Expert narration by Andi Eloise, Zachary Webber brings every character and scene to life across 10h24m of immersive audio.
- Highly rated at 4.7 stars by 4 listeners.
- Free with your Audible trial — keep the audiobook forever even if you cancel.
- Perfect for commutes, workouts, and relaxation. Listen anywhere, anytime.
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Mourner for Hire by Caitlin Moss is an immersive listening experience. Performed by Andi Eloise, Zachary Webber with a runtime of 10h24m, you can start with a free trial that you can cancel at any time. The audiobook remains yours forever, even if you end the trial.