Repeat Offender

Narration by Connor Crais and CJ Bloom is the cherry on top of this delicious, ridiculous sundae. Crais channels Lynnwood’s arrogance, charm, and underlying vulnerability with a snarky smirk that practically leaps through your speakers, while Bloom’s portrayal of Six is a masterclass in ‘I want to slap you but also kiss you.’ Their chemistry is undeniable, making the kidnapping less ‘crime’ and more ‘unconventional meet-cute.’ The production is polished but never sterile, with a crisp clarity that lets the banter and tension shine. My only critique? The villain’s motives felt a touch underdeveloped, and the timeline between events occasionally skips like a scratched record. But here’s the thing: none of that matters because the story carried me through like a runaway train I didn’t want to stop. The pacing is relentless, the emotional beats land with precision, and the ending? A gut-punch of satisfaction that left me grinning like an idiot. If you’re craving a romance that’s equal parts dark and delightful, with a side of ‘what even is consent anymore?’ this audiobook is a must-listen. Just don’t try to explain your obsession to your friends. They won’t get it.