Rinpoche's Remarkable Ten-Week Weight Loss Clinic

About This Audiobook

Roland Merullo’s *Rinpoche’s Remarkable Ten-Week Weight Loss Clinic* is a deceptively slim novella that packs a philosophical gut-punch. This isn’t your typical weight-loss fable—it’s a wry, warmhearted collision between American self-help obsession and Tibetan Buddhist irreverence. Otto Ringling, the ever-skeptical everyman from Merullo’s *Breakfast with Buddha* series, stumbles into a retreat led by his old friend Volya Rinpoche, where the curriculum includes meditation, absurd dietary experiments (think butter tea and silence), and a healthy dose of existential humor. The audiobook’s brevity—just two hours—makes it a perfect listen for a long commute or a lazy afternoon, but its ideas linger like a koan you can’t quite solve.

Sean Runnette’s narration is a masterclass in tonal balance: he delivers Otto’s dry, Midwestern pragmatism with a wry chuckle, while slipping effortlessly into Rinpoche’s melodic, slightly mischievous cadence. The real magic here isn’t the plot (which is more vignette than thriller) but the chemistry between the two characters—one clinging to logic, the other dissolving it with laughter. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a diet trend or wondered if enlightenment could possibly involve less suffering than kale smoothies, this audiobook will feel like a conversation you didn’t know you needed."

"review": "I’ll admit, I side-eyed the premise at first: a weight-loss clinic run by a Buddhist monk? But Merullo disarms cynicism within minutes, turning what could’ve been a gimmick into a sharp, tender exploration of why we chase fixes—physical or spiritual—in the first place. The story unfolds like a series of parables, each chapter dropping Otto (and the listener) into another gently absurd scenario, from a silent meal where participants communicate only via sticky notes to a meditation session that devolves into uncontrollable laughter. Runnette’s performance is *key* here—his Otto sounds like your grumpy but lovable uncle, while his Rinpoche radiates the kind of warmth that makes you lean in closer, even when he’s saying something outrageous. The pacing is leisurely, almost meandering, but that’s the point: this is a book about presence, not plot twists.

That said, it’s not without flaws. The female characters feel underdeveloped, more like props in Otto’s journey than fully realized people, and the ending—while thematically satisfying—might leave listeners craving more concrete resolution. (Then again, maybe that’s the lesson.) The production is clean, though I wished for more atmospheric touches—subtle temple bells or ambient sounds—to deepen the retreat setting. Still, the audiobook’s charm lies in its refusal to be preachy or prescriptive. It’s a reminder that wisdom often arrives sideways, wrapped in humor and butter tea. If you’re looking for a diet plan, go elsewhere. If you want a story that might make you snort-laugh *and* question your attachment to outcomes? Press play."

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