A Scarecrow Wins an Award by Scott Burtness

A Scarecrow Wins an Award

Ghostly heists meet snarky, small-town chaos

Written byScott Burtness
Narrated byRay Lesniewski
Length9h19m
Release dateApril 14, 2025
LanguageEnglish
★★★★★ 5.0 (210 ratings)

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AuthorScott Burtness
NarratorRay Lesniewski
Runtime9h19m
PublishedApril 14, 2025
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 / 5 (210 ratings)
CategoriesScience Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Humorous, Paranormal & Urban, Urban
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*A Scarecrow Wins an Award* isn’t just another urban fantasy—it’s a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud romp through a world where repossessing your ex’s haunted toaster might land you in a coblyn turf war. Scott Burtness crafts a protagonist who’s equal parts jaded and hilariously out of his depth, a repossession specialist navigating a supernatural underbelly where even the inanimate objects have grudges. The real magic? Burtness balances absurdist humor with genuine stakes, making the absurd feel eerily plausible.

Ray Lesniewski’s narration is the secret weapon here: his deadpan delivery sells the book’s dry wit, and his knack for distinct character voices—especially the grumpy, sentient scarecrow—turns what could’ve been a gimmick into a standout performance. The audiobook’s pacing mirrors the story’s chaotic energy, with Lesniewski leaning into the punchlines without sacrificing the slower, weirder moments (like a tense negotiation with a ghost union rep). If you love fantasy that’s more *Good Omens* than *Game of Thrones*—but with a blue-collar, Midwestern twist—this is your next obsession.

Tags: darkly humorous fantasyblue-collar supernatural comedymidwestern weird fictionsentient objects chaosdry-wit audiobook narrationurban fantasy with heart

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Editor's Review ★★★★★

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I’ll admit, I side-eyed the premise at first: a repo man tangling with supernatural debris sounds like a one-joke pony. But *A Scarecrow Wins an Award* disarms you with how *lived-in* its world feels. Burtness doesn’t just drop you into a quirky setting; he makes you believe in the bureaucracy of ghostly evictions and the politics of coblyn clans. The protagonist’s voice—equal parts exhausted and darkly amused—carries the story, but it’s the supporting cast that steals the show. The scarecrow in question? A scene-stealing, award-deserving (literally) grump with a *very* specific vendetta against lawn gnomes. Lesniewski’s narration is a masterclass in comedic timing. He doesn’t overplay the humor; instead, he lets Burtness’s writing land naturally, which makes the absurdity funnier. His delivery of the protagonist’s internal monologue—dry, weary, but with bursts of manic energy—feels like hanging out with a sarcastic friend. My only critique? The middle act drags slightly during a subplot involving a sentient storage unit (yes, really), and a few action sequences get muddled in the audio format—Burtness’s prose is vivid, but some fights lose clarity without visual cues. That said, the finale’s payoff, complete with a *hilariously* undignified showdown, more than makes up for it. If you’ve ever wanted a fantasy novel that feels like a Coen Brothers film directed by Terry Pratchett, this is it.

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