Dead Meat by Nick Clausen

Dead Meat

Zombies meet GTA in this relentless survival saga

Written byNick Clausen
Narrated byMatthew Crow
Length38h09m
Release dateJanuary 27, 2023
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.3 (4 ratings)

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AuthorNick Clausen
NarratorMatthew Crow
Runtime38h09m
PublishedJanuary 27, 2023
Rating★★★★ 4.3 / 5 (4 ratings)
CategoriesTeen & Young Adult, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Paranormal, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Nick Clausen’s *Dead Meat* isn’t your average zombie apocalypse story—it’s a high-octane, blood-spattered ride where survival depends less on brains and more on sheer dumb luck and questionable decisions. Set in a Minnesota overrun by ravenous undead, the story follows a ragtag group of survivors navigating a world where the dead outnumber the living, and trust is a luxury they can’t afford. Clausen’s world-building is visceral, dropping listeners into a landscape where every corner hides a new threat, from flesh-eating hordes to human predators wearing smiles. The narrative zips between dark humor, heart-pounding action, and moments of raw humanity, making it more than just a mindless gorefest. The real kicker? The zombies aren’t just the villains—they’re the least of the group’s problems.

What sets this apart is its unapologetic embrace of chaos. There’s no grand plan, no savior complex—just a bunch of flawed people making terrible choices while the dead shuffle ever closer. The dialogue crackles with authenticity, and the stakes feel personal, not just survival-based but existential. Clausen’s prose is sharp, and when paired with Matthew Crow’s narration, it transforms into an immersive experience. Crow’s voice work is a standout, shifting effortlessly between guttural growls, exhausted whispers, and manic laughter, giving each character distinct personality without over-acting. The production is crisp, letting the tension breathe while keeping the audiobook’s relentless pace intact.

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I went into *Dead Meat* expecting another forgettable zombie romp, but what I got was a surprisingly addictive, edge-of-your-seat thriller that never lets up. Matthew Crow’s narration is a masterclass in capturing the book’s gritty tone—his voice for the protagonist, Joe, is weary and sarcastic, while the villains ooze smug menace. The pacing is one of the audiobook’s biggest strengths; it’s a marathon, not a sprint, but Clausen’s knack for doling out just enough relief to keep you invested makes the 38+ hours fly by. That said, the sheer volume of characters sometimes blurs together, and a few side arcs feel underdeveloped, which can make it hard to care about some deaths. Still, the flaws are minor compared to what works. The zombie lore here is refreshingly original—no lab-made viruses or military conspiracies, just an inexplicable event that turns ordinary people into ravenous monsters. The human antagonists are even more terrifying, and Clausen’s refusal to let anyone stay safe keeps the tension dialed to eleven. If you’re tired of sanitized zombie narratives and want something raw, unpredictable, and darkly funny, this audiobook delivers. Just don’t expect a happy ending—because in this world, happy endings are a myth.

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