Everybody Pees! / ¡Todos hacemos pis!: A Suteki Creative Spanish & English Bilingual Book (Everybody Potties! / ¡Todos a la baci!)

I’ll admit, I approached *Everybody Pees!* with skepticism. Potty books are a dime a dozen, and bilingual ones often feel like they’re checking boxes. But within 30 seconds, Christian Stoner’s narration won me over. His voice has this wonderful *‘I’m in on the joke’* quality—like a cool uncle explaining the facts of life over a bowl of popcorn. When he deadpans, *“Yes, even *you* pee,”* you can practically hear the wink. The pacing is spot-on: brisk enough to keep squirmy listeners engaged, but with enough pauses to let the absurdity sink in (and to invite kid interjections—trust me, there will be many). The bilingual execution is where this audiobook shines. Instead of clunky translations, the Spanish and English flow naturally, often within the same sentence. *“The president pees! / ¡El presidente hace pis!”* isn’t just repetitive; it’s rhythmic, almost musical. My only critique? The production could use a touch more dynamic range—some lines blend together in tone, making it harder for very young listeners to catch every word. And while the humor is universally appealing, parents of *extremely* shy kids might find the bluntness (*“Everybody pees—even grandma!”*) a little *too* unfiltered. But that’s also why it works: this isn’t a book about *learning* to pee; it’s about *laughing* at the fact that we all do. For families who embrace body positivity and bilingualism—or just need a quick, joyful distraction—it’s a tiny gem.