I Drink Therefore I Am by Roger Scruton

I Drink Therefore I Am

Philosophy in a Wineglass—Sharp, Witty, Unapologetic

Written byRoger Scruton
Narrated byKris Dyer
Length9h38m
Release dateJanuary 20, 2022
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.0 (113 ratings)

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AuthorRoger Scruton
NarratorKris Dyer
Runtime9h38m
PublishedJanuary 20, 2022
Rating★★★★ 4.0 / 5 (113 ratings)
CategoriesHome & Garden, Food & Wine, Politics & Social Sciences, Politics & Government, Political Science
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Roger Scruton’s *I Drink Therefore I Am* isn’t just another ode to oenophilia—it’s a razor-sharp cultural manifesto disguised as a love letter to wine. This isn’t about tasting notes or vineyard tours; it’s a provocative defense of drinking as a civilized act, a ritual of human connection, and a quiet rebellion against puritanical modern life. Scruton, ever the contrarian philosopher, weaves politics, aesthetics, and personal anecdote into a case for why the clink of glasses matters more than we admit. The audiobook, narrated by Kris Dyer with a dry, aristocratic charm, feels like being cornered at a dinner party by the most erudite (and slightly tipsy) guest—equal parts persuasive and infuriating.

What sets this apart is its unabashed elitism—not of wealth, but of taste and tradition. Scruton skewers teetotaling moralists and corporate beer-bro culture with equal disdain, arguing that wine isn’t just a drink but a *practice*, one that demands attention, history, and even sacrifice. Dyer’s narration mirrors this tone: measured yet mischievous, with a timing that lets Scruton’s barbs land without overplaying them. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a sommelier’s pretension *or* a craft beer snob’s dogma, this audiobook will pour you a glass of schadenfreude—then challenge you to think harder about why you’re drinking it.

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I’ll admit: I approached *I Drink Therefore I Am* expecting either a stuffy treatise or a boozy memoir. What I got was neither—and far more interesting. Scruton’s argument that wine is a ‘sacrament of social life’ could veer into pretension, but his wit and Kris Dyer’s delivery save it. Dyer’s voice is perfect here: posh but not pompous, with a hint of smirk that suggests he’s in on the joke. When Scruton dismisses modern ‘binge culture’ as a symptom of spiritual poverty, Dyer’s tone turns almost pitying, like a headmaster disappointed in a promising student. It’s a masterclass in how narration can elevate a text—though I’ll confess his pacing in the denser philosophical sections (like the Kantian detour in Chapter 3) occasionally drags, as if even he’s struggling to sell the abstraction. The book’s strength lies in its contradictions. Scruton romanticizes the European *café* culture while acknowledging its classist underpinnings; he extols moderation but admits to his own indulgent nights. These tensions make the audiobook feel alive, like eavesdropping on a brilliant, flawed mind. My biggest critique? The production’s occasional flatness—some of Scruton’s sharper one-liners (e.g., ‘The abstainer is not just sober; he is *boring*’) deserved a beat more emphasis. And while I adore Scruton’s defense of ritual, his dismissal of cocktail culture as ‘American frivolity’ feels curmudgeonly even for him. Still, by the end, I found myself nodding along to his central claim: that to drink well is to live deliberately. If you’ve ever lingered over a second bottle not for the buzz but for the conversation, this audiobook will feel like a toast to your soul—flaws and all.

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