If Chins Could Kill

Listening to Bruce Campbell narrate his own memoir is like having a grizzled, wisecracking uncle who’s lived a thousand lives regale you with stories over a six-pack of beer—if the beer was warm and the stories involved chainsaws, lava pits, and questionable life choices. Campbell’s voice is instantly recognizable, and hearing him deliver lines like, *‘I’ve made a lot of terrible movies… but I’ve made them for the right reasons’* is pure gold. The pacing is tight, jumping between high-energy set pieces (like filming *Army of Darkness* with a skeleton crew) and quieter reflections on failure and reinvention. My only gripe? Campbell’s self-deprecating humor occasionally veers into defensiveness—at one point, he spends too long justifying why he took *My Name Is Bruce*, a film that honestly earns every bit of its cult infamy. Still, flaws and all, this audiobook feels like a conversation with the guy himself. If you’re a fan of Campbell’s work or just love stories about people who refused to play it safe, *If Chins Could Kill* is a must-listen. Just don’t play it too loud—your neighbors might think you’re roasting marshmallows over an open flame.