Lads by Alan Bissett

Lads

Break the boy code, rewrite the rules

Written byAlan Bissett
Narrated byAlan Bissett
Length2h52m
Release dateAugust 3, 2023
LanguageEnglish
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AuthorAlan Bissett
NarratorAlan Bissett
Runtime2h52m
PublishedAugust 3, 2023
RatingNot yet rated
CategoriesTeen & Young Adult, Health, Lifestyle & Relationships, Gender-Specific Topics, Life Skills
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Alan Bissett doesn’t just call out toxic masculinity—he dismantles it in this razor-sharp, 90-minute wake-up call disguised as a how-to manual. Forget finger-wagging lectures; this is a bracing, black-comedy playbook for the guys who’ve had enough of lad culture’s stale scripts. Bissett’s snarling, witty voice cracks open the myth of the ‘good-enough bloke’ and forces listeners to confront the daily small cruelties they’ve normalized. From cringe-worthy pickup lines to shrugging off sexist chat, each chapter weaponizes dark humor into actionable shame—forcing listeners to ask: if this culture is so inherently exhausting, why are we still performing it? The audiobook’s genius lies in its refusal to coddle; it’s less self-help fluff and more an intervention delivered by a mate who’s finally lost patience. Narration by the author means every dig, every dark joke lands with the raw precision of a well-aimed right hook, making the listening experience feel like being called out by your wittiest but most unforgiving friend—exactly the kind of discomfort that breeds change.

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Editor's Review

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I started listening to Lads on a gym run with the volume low—by mile two I’d jacked it up and was laughing out loud in public while simultaneously guiltily scanning the faces of other runners to see who else might’ve overheard. Bissett’s narration is a masterclass in tonal control: he switches between roaring Mancunian street corner heckler and exhausted dad at his kid’s football match in a heartbeat, making every line feel lived-in rather than recited. The book’s power comes from its refusal to offer neat resolutions; it’s gloriously messy, and that’s its strength. My only quibble is the final chapter’s pivot into activism feels a tad didactic after the rest’s brutal wit, and I clocked two instances where the audiobook’s editing left audible breaths in the wrong places—minor but distracting when Bissett’s pacing otherwise feels like a stand-up special. Ultimately, Lads earns its place in your headphones because it refuses to let you off the hook. By the time the credits rolled, I’d scribbled three pages of notes about times I’d chickened out of calling someone out, and that’s the point. It’s not just a book you listen to; it’s the kind you argue with, then rewind to share with a mate. Essential listening for anyone tired of waiting for men to grow up.

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