Of Slicing Men by Eric Ugland

Of Slicing Men

Bureaucratic fantasy with claws and dark wit

Written byEric Ugland
Narrated byNeil Hellegers
Length9h35m
Release dateJune 27, 2023
LanguageEnglish
★★★★☆ 4.9 (47 ratings)

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AuthorEric Ugland
NarratorNeil Hellegers
Runtime9h35m
PublishedJune 27, 2023
Rating★★★★☆ 4.9 / 5 (47 ratings)
CategoriesScience Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Action & Adventure
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Of Slicing Men* isn’t your typical chosen-one fantasy—it’s a razor-sharp deconstruction of what happens when a self-made noble with more brawn than political savvy gets dropped into the viper pit of high court intrigue. Eric Ugland’s world feels lived-in, where dukedoms aren’t won by prophecy but by backroom deals, and where our protagonist, Montana, is less a golden hero and more a grizzled operator who’s suddenly out of his depth. The magic here isn’t flashy; it’s transactional, brutal, and laced with the kind of dry humor that makes you snort-laugh during a decapitation scene.

Neil Hellegers’ narration is a masterclass in tonal balance—his gravelly, no-nonsense delivery sells Montana’s world-weary pragmatism, but he pivots effortlessly to silken, venomous aristocrats and braying courtiers. The audiobook’s real strength lies in its *rhythm*: Ugland’s dialogue crackles with the timing of a heist movie, and Hellegers leans into the pauses, letting the subtext land like a dagger between the ribs. If you’re tired of fantasy where the stakes feel weightless, this is the antidote—every alliance has a price, every favor comes with a blade at your throat, and the humor is as black as the ink on a contract written in blood.

Tags: gritty political fantasydarkly comedic actionantihero with a body countcourt intrigue with teethsharp-witted fantasy audiobookfor fans of *The Lies of Locke Lamora* but bloodier

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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

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I’ll admit, I went into *Of Slicing Men* expecting another ‘rugged outsider outsmarts the elite’ story, but Ugland subverts that trope with gleeful malice. Montana isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer—he’s the one left in the gutter after the fight, and the book is *better* for it. His mistakes have consequences, and the political maneuvering isn’t just window dressing; it’s the main event. The worldbuilding is refreshingly *specific*: magic isn’t a vague force but a commodified tool, and the nobility’s power struggles feel like a cross between *The Godfather* and a corporate merger gone bloodily wrong. Hellegers’ narration elevates this further—his Montana sounds like a man who’s seen too much and trusts too little, and his ability to distinguish between a dozen scheming nobles without slipping into caricature is impressive. That said, the pacing isn’t perfect. The middle act drags slightly as Montana gets mired in courtly machinations, and while the intrigue is compelling, there are moments where the sheer *volume* of double-crosses starts to feel like a drinking game. (Take a shot every time someone’s ‘loyalty’ is revealed as a lie—you’ll be under the table by Chapter 12.) And while Hellegers’ growl suits Montana, his female voices occasionally veer into ‘generic icy noblewoman’ territory. But these are quibbles. The payoff—a climax that’s equal parts cathartic and morally ambiguous—makes the slog worth it. If you love fantasy that’s more *Gladiator* than *Game of Thrones*, where the action is visceral and the politics are a contact sport, this is your next listen. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you about the body count.

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