Once Upon a Crime
A hilarious crime spoof that subverts expectations
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Quick Facts
| Author | Fergus Craig |
| Narrator | Fergus Craig |
| Runtime | 5h59m |
| Published | October 19, 2021 |
| Rating | 4.3 / 5 (3 ratings) |
| Categories | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, International Mystery & Crime, Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction |
| Format | Audiobook (Digital) |
| Platform | Audible |
About This Audiobook
Fergus Craig’s *Once Upon a Crime* isn’t just another mystery—it’s a gleeful demolition of the genre’s tropes, wrapped in a plot so absurd it somehow feels inevitable. The fictional author ‘Martin Fishback’ writes like Agatha Christie and Douglas Adams collided in a writers’ room, churning out a crime novel where every clue is a red herring, every detective a buffoon, and every suspect a walking punchline. Craig’s narration is the icing on this madness: his delivery oscillates between deadpan authority and outright laughter, making even the most ludicrous twists feel intentional. The audiobook’s 6-hour runtime flies by thanks to his knack for timing—pauses land like comedic beats, and his voice work for minor characters (a nasal-tongued coroner, a gravel-voiced landlady) elevates the text into a full-cast experience without the actual cast. It’s the kind of book that rewards listeners who love meta-humor and don’t mind a mystery that gleefully refuses to play fair.
Why Listen to Once Upon a Crime?
- Expert narration by Fergus Craig brings every character and scene to life across 5h59m of immersive audio.
- Highly rated at 4.3 stars by 3 listeners.
- Free with your Audible trial — keep the audiobook forever even if you cancel.
- Perfect for commutes, workouts, and relaxation. Listen anywhere, anytime.
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