Once Upon a Crime by Fergus Craig

Once Upon a Crime

A hilarious crime spoof that subverts expectations

Written byFergus Craig
Narrated byFergus Craig
Length5h59m
Release dateOctober 19, 2021
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.3 (3 ratings)

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AuthorFergus Craig
NarratorFergus Craig
Runtime5h59m
PublishedOctober 19, 2021
Rating★★★★ 4.3 / 5 (3 ratings)
CategoriesMystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, International Mystery & Crime, Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Fergus Craig’s *Once Upon a Crime* isn’t just another mystery—it’s a gleeful demolition of the genre’s tropes, wrapped in a plot so absurd it somehow feels inevitable. The fictional author ‘Martin Fishback’ writes like Agatha Christie and Douglas Adams collided in a writers’ room, churning out a crime novel where every clue is a red herring, every detective a buffoon, and every suspect a walking punchline. Craig’s narration is the icing on this madness: his delivery oscillates between deadpan authority and outright laughter, making even the most ludicrous twists feel intentional. The audiobook’s 6-hour runtime flies by thanks to his knack for timing—pauses land like comedic beats, and his voice work for minor characters (a nasal-tongued coroner, a gravel-voiced landlady) elevates the text into a full-cast experience without the actual cast. It’s the kind of book that rewards listeners who love meta-humor and don’t mind a mystery that gleefully refuses to play fair.

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I went into this expecting a lightweight lark, but Fergus Craig’s performance turned *Once Upon a Crime* into something far more nuanced than I bargained for. His narration isn’t just competent—it’s a masterclass in comedic timing, with his crisp British accent lending a veneer of gravitas to the chaos. When Fishback’s protagonist, Detective Inspector Dreadful, tripped over his own shoelaces (literally) to reveal a clue, I laughed out loud at 3 AM. Craig’s ability to sell even the most ridiculous lines—like a suspect’s dramatic last words devolving into a grocery list—is nothing short of comedic alchemy. Still, the book isn’t without flaws. The middle act sags slightly as Fishback piles on increasingly unhinged twists, and by the third act, the joke risks wearing thin. The audiobook’s production is polished, but I’d have loved a tighter edit to trim the fat. That said, the final confrontation between Dreadful and the (supposed) villain is pure, cathartic joy—a chaotic, slapstick resolution that somehow feels earned. If you crave mysteries with a wink and don’t mind a few groaners alongside the laughter, this is your next listen. Just don’t expect to take it seriously.

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