Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood

Priestdaddy

Holy chaos meets razor-sharp wit in this family confessional

Length10h12m
Release dateMay 2, 2017
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.1 (115 ratings)

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AuthorPatricia Lockwood
NarratorPatricia Lockwood
Runtime10h12m
PublishedMay 2, 2017
Rating★★★★ 4.1 / 5 (115 ratings)
CategoriesBiographies & Memoirs, Women, Comedy & Humor
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Priestdaddy* isn’t just a memoir—it’s a live-wire performance of faith, dysfunction, and linguistic pyrotechnics. Patricia Lockwood’s account of moving back into her parents’ rectory as an adult (with her husband in tow) cracks open the absurdity of having a guitar-strumming, gun-toting Catholic priest for a father. The audiobook thrives on Lockwood’s narration: her voice swings from deadpan delivery to manic energy, mirroring the book’s tonal whiplash between reverence and irreverence. This isn’t a quiet reflection—it’s a full-throated, often surreal reckoning with family, religion, and the stories we inherit.

What sets this apart is Lockwood’s refusal to sand down the edges. Her prose is dense with poetic tangents (a riff on hymns morphs into a meditation on her father’s cologne), and the audiobook’s pacing mirrors her mercurial mind—lingering on grotesque details one moment, sprinting through years the next. The humor is so dark it glows, but the undercurrent of tenderness keeps it from feeling mean. For listeners who crave memoirs that *sound* like no one else’s—equal parts stand-up routine, gospel sing-along, and gothic family portrait—this is a masterclass in voice."

"review": "I’ll admit: I pressed play on *Priestdaddy* skeptical that a memoir about a priest’s daughter could avoid cliché or piety. Within five minutes, Lockwood’s narration—nasal, rapid-fire, and crackling with mischief—had me laughing so hard I rewound. Her performance isn’t polished; it’s *alive*. She leans into awkward pauses, lets her voice break on raw moments (like describing her mother’s silence), and delivers her father’s folksy sermons with a mix of affection and exasperation. The production is minimalist—no frills, just Lockwood’s voice and the occasional ambient hum of a rectory—but it works because the writing demands nothing less than your full attention.

That said, this isn’t an easy listen. Lockwood’s digressions (a 10-minute detour into the etymology of ‘priesthole,’ say) will thrill some and frustrate others. The nonlinear structure mirrors memory but can feel disjointed in audio; I found myself pausing to absorb her denser poetic passages. And while her humor is razor-sharp, the book’s darker themes—misogyny in the Church, her own medical trauma—hit like a gut punch when they surface. Yet that contrast is the point. Lockwood doesn’t let you look away, whether she’s describing her father’s ‘priest smell’ (a mix of incense and Old Spice) or the quiet devastation of her mother’s unspoken pain. By the end, you’ll feel like you’ve eavesdropped on a family’s most sacred and profane secrets—and that’s the magic of it."

"tags": [
"darkly comic memoirs

Tags: darkly comic memoirsunconventional family storiesreligious satire with heartauthor-narrated literary audiobooksfemale coming-of-age (but make it weird)for fans of David Sedaris and Miriam Toews

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I’ll admit: I pressed play on *Priestdaddy* skeptical that a memoir about a priest’s daughter could avoid cliché or piety. Within five minutes, Lockwood’s narration—nasal, rapid-fire, and crackling with mischief—had me laughing so hard I rewound. Her performance isn’t polished; it’s *alive*. She leans into awkward pauses, lets her voice break on raw moments (like describing her mother’s silence), and delivers her father’s folksy sermons with a mix of affection and exasperation. The production is minimalist—no frills, just Lockwood’s voice and the occasional ambient hum of a rectory—but it works because the writing demands nothing less than your full attention. That said, this isn’t an easy listen. Lockwood’s digressions (a 10-minute detour into the etymology of ‘priesthole,’ say) will thrill some and frustrate others. The nonlinear structure mirrors memory but can feel disjointed in audio; I found myself pausing to absorb her denser poetic passages. And while her humor is razor-sharp, the book’s darker themes—misogyny in the Church, her own medical trauma—hit like a gut punch when they surface. Yet that contrast is the point. Lockwood doesn’t let you look away, whether she’s describing her father’s ‘priest smell’ (a mix of incense and Old Spice) or the quiet devastation of her mother’s unspoken pain. By the end, you’ll feel like you’ve eavesdropped on a family’s most sacred and profane secrets—and that’s the magic of it." "tags": [ "darkly comic memoirs

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