Rhubarb Pie Before You Die by Gin Jones

Rhubarb Pie Before You Die

Tech Meets Tillers in This Wry, Blood-Stained Farm Mystery

Written byGin Jones
Narrated byCallie Beaulieu
Length8h50m
Release dateDecember 22, 2020
LanguageEnglish
★★★★☆ 4.5 (4 ratings)

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AuthorGin Jones
NarratorCallie Beaulieu
Runtime8h50m
PublishedDecember 22, 2020
Rating★★★★☆ 4.5 / 5 (4 ratings)
CategoriesMystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Cozy, Culinary, Women Sleuths
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Gin Jones’ *Rhubarb Pie Before You Die* is that rare cozy mystery where the protagonist’s urban cynicism clashes deliciously with small-town eccentricity—think *Silicon Valley* meets *Murder, She Wrote*, if Jessica Fletcher traded her knitting needles for a debug log. Mabel Skinner, a prickly app developer saddled with her late aunt’s failing garlic farm, is the kind of heroine who’d rather write code than compost, and her fish-out-of-water frustration fuels the book’s sharp humor. This isn’t your grandmother’s pastoral whodunit; it’s a mystery where the victim might’ve been poisoned by artisanal hot sauce, and the suspect list includes a goat named Judas.

Callie Beaulieu’s narration is the audiobook’s secret weapon—her dry, deadpan delivery sells Mabel’s exasperation (and the absurdity of farm life) without ever tipping into caricature. The pacing mirrors the story’s tone: brisk when Mabel’s snark is in full swing, lingering just enough to savor the quirky cast, from the conspiracy-theorist neighbor to the suspiciously cheerful farmers’ market rival. What sets this apart from the cozy-mystery pack? The way Jones balances genuine stakes (yes, someone *does* die) with laugh-out-loud moments, like Mabel Googling ‘how to milk a goat’ mid-crisis. The result is a listen that’s as satisfying as its titular pie—sweet, tart, and with just enough bite to keep you hooked.

Tags: cozy mystery with sarcastic heroinesmall-town whodunit with humorfemale-led amateur sleuth audiobookfarm setting mystery thrillerwitty narration, dry humortech-meets-rural suspense

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Editor's Review ★★★★☆

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I’ll admit, I rolled my eyes at the ‘city slicker inherits a farm’ premise—until Mabel Skinner opened her mouth. Within five minutes of Callie Beaulieu’s narration, I was sold. Beaulieu nails Mabel’s mix of exhaustion and reluctant curiosity, her voice tightening with sarcasm when Mabel dismisses ‘farm vibes’ as ‘just dirt and regret,’ then softening into something almost vulnerable when she admits she doesn’t know how to use a pressure canner. The audiobook’s production is clean, but it’s the *performance* that elevates it: Beaulieu gives each side character a distinct quirk (the local cop’s folksy drawl, the victim’s smug entitlement) without overdoing it, so the listen feels like eavesdropping on a town where everyone’s hiding something. The mystery itself is cleverly plotted, with red herrings that feel organic to the setting—a missing heirloom seed collection, a suspiciously well-timed tractor ‘accident’—though the mid-book pacing drags slightly during Mabel’s deep dives into farm finances (a realistic touch, but not exactly edge-of-your-seat stuff). Where *Rhubarb Pie* truly shines is in its tone: Jones walks the line between cozy and darkly funny, like if *Knives Out* were set at a 4H fair. My only real critique? The romance subplot feels tacked on, a rare misstep in an otherwise tightly written story. But the final act’s twist—delivered with Beaulieu’s perfect ‘oh hell no’ inflection—more than makes up for it. If you love mysteries with humor, heart, and a heroine who’d rather solve a bug than a murder (but ends up doing both), this is your next listen.

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