Sex, Lies, and Online Dating by Rachel Gibson

Sex, Lies, and Online Dating

Wit, Wi-Fi, and romantic wreckage

Written byRachel Gibson
Narrated byKathleen Early
Length8h54m
Release dateFebruary 24, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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Quick Facts

AuthorRachel Gibson
NarratorKathleen Early
Runtime8h54m
PublishedFebruary 24, 2026
RatingNot yet rated
CategoriesRomance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy, Romantic Suspense
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

Rachel Gibson’s *Sex, Lies, and Online Dating* is a razor-sharp rom-com that weaponizes humor against modern dating’s absurdities. Lucy Rothschild, a jaded jewelry designer in Chicago, is done with men who treat their Tinder profiles like résumés. Between suitors who insist their rusted-out trucks are “project cars” and others who show up to meet her dressed like they’re extras from a rap video circa 2005, Lucy’s optimism is wearing thin. Gibson’s writing crackles with sarcasm, but it’s her knack for nailing the minutiae of online dating—from the passive-aggressive “Hey” messages to the guy who sends a photo of his dinner instead of a face—that makes this a standout. The audiobook, narrated by Kathleen Early, is a masterclass in comedic timing, her brisk delivery matching the story’s pace while giving each character a distinct, often hilarious voice. The production quality is pristine, with Early’s subtle shifts in tone ensuring the humor lands even in the book’s quieter, more introspective moments.

This isn’t just another “woman rediscovers love” tale—instead, it’s a scathing love letter to the chaos of modern romance, where the real romance is Lucy’s slow realization that she doesn’t need a man to validate her worth. The side characters, from Lucy’s snarky best friend to the obliviously charming barista down the street, are vivid enough to feel like your own personal dating cautionary tales. Gibson’s blend of cringe comedy and heartfelt moments keeps the story from veering into cynicism, making it a perfect listen for anyone who’s ever laughed at the absurdity of dating apps while secretly hoping for a happy ending.

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Editor's Review

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Kathleen Early’s narration is the secret weapon of this audiobook, turning what could’ve been a generic rom-com into a full-bodied comedy special. She nails Lucy’s dry, exhausted wit, but it’s her handling of the male characters that steals the show—her portrayal of the guy who introduces himself as “Chad” (all six-foot-two of him) with the confidence of a man who’s never once been ghosted is *chef’s kiss*. The pacing is brisk enough to keep the humor from feeling overdone, though I’ll admit, some of the early chapters drag slightly under the weight of Lucy’s relentless sarcasm. The production is top-tier, with Early’s voice crisp and clear, though I did find myself wishing the background music (when it appeared) was a touch more subtle during the introspective scenes—it occasionally pulled me out of the story. What really sells this book, though, is Gibson’s refusal to smooth over the uglier sides of online dating. Lucy isn’t just unlucky in love; she’s been burned enough times to retreat into her work and her sharp-tongued inner monologue. The romance that does unfold is earned, not handed to her on a platter, and the chemistry between Lucy and the eventual love interest feels organic rather than forced. My biggest critique? The ending wraps up a little too neatly for my tastes—I wanted just a bit more chaos, a bit more realism. But if you’re looking for a rom-com that’s as funny as it is relatable, and narrated with the kind of energy that’ll have you laughing out loud on your commute, this is it.

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