Pitch Ninja by Mike Moyer

Pitch Ninja

Sales tactics that actually stick—no fluff

Written byMike Moyer
Narrated byVirtual Voice
Length3h12m
Release dateJune 13, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Not yet rated

Free with Audible trial. Cancel anytime.

Listen to a Sample

Hear Virtual Voice's narration on Audible.

Play Sample on Audible

Quick Facts

AuthorMike Moyer
NarratorVirtual Voice
Runtime3h12m
PublishedJune 13, 2025
RatingNot yet rated
CategoriesBusiness & Careers, Marketing & Sales, Sales & Selling, Career Success
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Pitch Ninja* slashes through the dense jungle of sales advice with a machete made of sharp, actionable techniques. This isn’t another book preaching “relationship-building” or “value propositions” in vague corporate-speak. Mike Moyer, a sales trainer who’s actually *sold* things (not just taught about selling), serves up a toolkit of repeatable scripts, psychological triggers, and counterintuitive moves—like why you should *never* answer objections directly or how to turn a “no” into a negotiation lever. The audiobook’s brevity (just over three hours) is a feature, not a bug: it’s distilled for doers, not theorists.

Narrated by a Virtual Voice, the delivery is crisp and no-nonsense, matching the book’s utilitarian tone. There’s no dramatic voice acting or emotional inflection—just clear, steady pacing that lets the tactics take center stage. What sets this apart from the glut of sales books? Moyer’s refusal to romanticize the process. He treats selling like a craft with repeatable patterns, not an art dependent on charisma. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a sales guru’s “just believe in yourself” pep talk, this is the antidote.

Tags: tactical sales scriptsanti-fluff business bookspsychology-driven sellingshort-form career audiobooksno-BS marketingpractical negotiation tactics

Why Listen to Pitch Ninja?

  • Expert narration by Virtual Voice brings every character and scene to life across 3h12m of immersive audio.
  • Free with your Audible trial — keep the audiobook forever even if you cancel.
  • Perfect for commutes, workouts, and relaxation. Listen anywhere, anytime.
Start Listening Free
AE

Editor's Review

AudioBook Atlas

I’ll admit: I approached *Pitch Ninja* with skepticism. Another sales book? Really? But within 20 minutes, Moyer had me scribbling notes—not because he was inspiring me, but because he was *arming* me. The standout section on “objection jiu-jitsu” (his term) flips the script on how to handle pushback. Instead of the usual “acknowledge and overcome” song and dance, he teaches how to *redirect* objections into questions that expose the real hesitation. It’s sneaky, effective, and the kind of thing you’ll use immediately. The Virtual Voice narration won’t win any awards, but it’s oddly fitting—this isn’t a performance, it’s a manual. The pacing is brisk, though I occasionally wished for a beat more emphasis on key phrases (a human narrator might’ve punched up the “gotcha” moments). My two critiques: First, Moyer’s dismissal of “soft skills” feels a touch reductive. Yes, tactics matter, but his near-allergy to emotional intelligence might leave some listeners wanting. Second, the audiobook’s production is functional but barebones—no chapter markers or supplemental PDFs for the scripts he references. That said, the trade-off is worth it. This is the rare sales book that doesn’t require you to drink the Kool-Aid, just to *use* the tools. If you’ve ever walked out of a sales training feeling like you’ve wasted a day, give this a listen. It’s the equivalent of a Swiss Army knife in a world full of dull butter knives.

Download: Pitch Ninja

Some links on this page are affiliate links. If you make a purchase through one of them, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.

Pitch Ninja by Mike Moyer is an immersive listening experience. Performed by Virtual Voice with a runtime of 3h12m, you can start with a free trial that you can cancel at any time. The audiobook remains yours forever, even if you end the trial.