Not So Best Wishes by Clio Evans

Not So Best Wishes

Office romance meets mythic chaos—deliciously unhinged

Written byClio Evans
Length5h02m
Release dateJuly 18, 2023
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.0 (28 ratings)

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Quick Facts

AuthorClio Evans
NarratorLexi Evans, Lance West
Runtime5h02m
PublishedJuly 18, 2023
Rating★★★★ 4.0 / 5 (28 ratings)
CategoriesErotica, Literature & Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Not So Best Wishes* isn’t just another workplace romance—it’s a razor-sharp, genre-blending romp where HR paperwork collides with manticore pheromones and human desire. Clio Evans crafts a world where corporate drudgery becomes the backdrop for something far wilder: a slow-burn ménage à trois that’s equal parts witty, steamy, and surprisingly tender. The audiobook thrives on its dual narration—Lexi Evans’ dry, exasperated delivery as Lora (the reluctantly entangled protagonist) plays perfectly against Lance West’s velvety, predatory charm as the manticore, Dain. The contrast isn’t just effective; it’s electric, turning even mundane office small talk into foreplay.

What sets this apart isn’t just the fantasy twist but the *writing*—Evans leans hard into absurdity without sacrificing emotional stakes. The sci-fi elements (a manticore navigating cubicle life? genius) never feel gimmicky, thanks to sharp dialogue and a plot that balances bureaucratic satire with genuine heat. The 5-hour runtime is tight, with no fat; every scene either escalates the tension or deepens the character dynamics. If you’ve ever fantasized about your 9-to-5 taking a turn for the supernatural (and *very* NSFW), this is your audiobook—just maybe don’t listen at the office.

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I’ll admit, I side-eyed the premise at first: a manticore in HR? But *Not So Best Wishes* won me over in the first 20 minutes, thanks to Lexi Evans’ narration, which sells Lora’s exasperation so well you’ll forget she’s reacting to a coworker with a *tail*. The real standout, though, is Lance West as Dain. His voice is all smoky confidence, dripping with the kind of charm that makes you understand why Lora’s resolve crumbles—even when he’s growling about TPS reports. The chemistry between the narrators is palpable, and the production leans into it with crisp, intimate audio that makes every whispered threat or flustered retort land. The story’s pacing is its strongest asset. Evans doesn’t waste time on overly flowery worldbuilding; instead, she drops you into the weirdness and lets the characters’ reactions (and the escalating sexual tension) carry the plot. That said, the middle act drags slightly—there’s a stretch where the office politics subplot feels like it’s spinning its wheels, and I found myself fast-forwarding through a few too many meetings about interspecies sensitivity training. And while the heat level is high, some of the fantasy elements (like how Dain’s biology *exactly* works) are hand-waved in ways that might frustrate sticklers. But these are quibbles. By the time the trio’s dynamic reaches its explosive climax (literally and figuratively), you’ll be too busy grinning—or fanning yourself—to care. This is the kind of audiobook that’s perfect for a long drive or a lazy afternoon when you want something smart, filthy, and utterly unlike anything else in your library.

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