Not So Kind Regards by Clio Evans

Not So Kind Regards

Office politics with fangs, magic, and *very* bad decisions

Written byClio Evans
Length5h07m
Release dateJune 13, 2023
LanguageEnglish
★★★★ 4.3 (33 ratings)

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Quick Facts

AuthorClio Evans
NarratorLance West, Lexi Evans
Runtime5h07m
PublishedJune 13, 2023
Rating★★★★ 4.3 / 5 (33 ratings)
CategoriesErotica, Literature & Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy
FormatAudiobook (Digital)
PlatformAudible

About This Audiobook

*Not So Kind Regards* isn’t just another monster romance—it’s a razor-sharp, workplace-satire-meets-supernatural-menage that feels like *The Office* directed by Guillermo del Toro. Clio Evans drops us into a hellscape of corporate drudgery where Inferna, a demon with a penchant for chaos, finds herself entangled with Calen, a witchy omega whose nerdy vulnerability masks a spine of steel, and Art, the kind of infuriatingly competent (and infuriatingly hot) boss who makes you question your life choices. The real kicker? The chemistry isn’t just between two people—it’s a three-way power struggle where dominance and submission blur into something deliciously messy.

The dual narration by Lance West and Lexi Evans is a masterclass in tonal contrast: West’s Art drips with smug authority, while Evans’ Inferna crackles with dry, demonic wit. The production leans into the absurdity—think elevator music underscoring a blood pact—without ever undercutting the genuine heat. What sets this apart from the pack is its refusal to sanitize its characters; they’re flawed, occasionally unlikable, and *always* compelling. If you’ve ever fantasized about turning your 9-to-5 into a supernatural smutfest (and let’s be honest, who hasn’t?), this is your audiobook.

Tags: dark workplace romance with monstersMMF supernatural menage audiobooksnarky demon heroine eroticaenemies-to-lovers with witchy politicsdual narration with bite (literally)corporate satire meets paranormal smut

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Editor's Review ★★★★

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I’ll admit, I went into *Not So Kind Regards* expecting another run-of-the-mill monster romance—boy, was I wrong. Clio Evans writes office politics like a knife fight, where every email could be a hex and every performance review might end in a bite mark. The real standout here is the narration: Lexi Evans’ Inferna is a revelation, delivering lines with the kind of deadpan menace that makes you laugh even as she’s threatening to flay someone alive. Lance West, meanwhile, nails Art’s ‘I’m not arrogant, I’m just *always right*’ energy, though I’ll dock half a point for his Calen occasionally veering into *too* breathy—like he’s perpetually on the verge of fainting, which undercuts the character’s moments of steel. The story’s pacing is where things get interesting. The first act hums with slow-burn tension—corporate sabotage, witchy intrigue, and a truly *unhinged* team-building exercise—but the middle sagged slightly under the weight of its own lore. (Do we *really* need a 10-minute infodump about interspecies HR policies? Maybe not.) That said, the payoff is worth it: the final act delivers a menage scene so charged with power dynamics and pent-up resentment that I had to pause and fan myself. The production quality is top-notch, with subtle soundscapes (a flickering fluorescent light here, a distant howl there) that immerse you without overwhelming the narration. If you love your erotica with a side of sharp social commentary—and a demon who could out-maneuver Miranda Priestly—this is your next listen. Just maybe don’t play it on your commute unless you’re *very* comfortable with your coworkers hearing ‘*I’ll ruin you*—and not in the fun way.’

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